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shleepy time 

posted 9 hours ago

#let me interrupt your dash with the most heartbreaking moment in television



girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what

caseofspades:


davidburtkaneilpharris:

New York 06/02 -2012

NPH, David, Gideon and Harper


News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.

de-feated:

Best thing I’ve ever heard.


confessions-of-a-gagaholic:

We will miss you Kathryn Joosten

We will miss you Karen McCluskey

May you rest in peace


humancladmonster:

Ya’ll know it’s true.


solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton


Tumblr knows we’re lazy

pauliporcupine:

you-should-let-malik-you:

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

O.O


Mother and I watching The Bee Gees tributes.

posted 10 hours ago


I believe that a person can never have enough jerseys.

posted 15 hours ago